Refreshing for a journal update

So. I admit that I have read three of the Twilight books...mostly because I wanted to see what all the fuss was about (and I had just found out that Robert Pattinson was going to be in the movie). They were sort of addicting in a REALLY HORRIFIC WAY that brought me back to my early highschool fanfic writing days when I wrote Mary Sues.

I just read the "summaries" by cleolinda (Sporkings, really. Which are here, btw.)

Thankfully, she has saved me the trouble of reading the newest one because, from the look of it, it's chock full of CRACK of EPIC PROPORTIONS. Plus, the main girl becomes even more of a Mary Sue (which doesn't surprise me in the least).

I can't believe I'm actually making a post about Twlight in all its SPARKLY GLORY but the sporks linked up above make it totally worth it.