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Funniest thing I heard at work today:

While passing by the stingray pool, a kid asked his mom "what are those?" and she says "stingrays and man 'o wars." She stops, looks again, and says "yep. Man 'o wars." Completely serious!

Okay, so I'm pretty sure she meant Manta rays, which is still wrong but at least closer to what we actually have than man o' wars. LOL

Also, just found out that Six Flags is doing a special event for GLBT in Sept. 11. Awesome!

Current Mood: blah

It's time for...

The Things Liz Overheard While Walking Through Berkeley!

It all started with me hearing this:

"Since my birthday, I've only had sex twice."

By some girl talking loudly on her cellphone (seriously, I think the entire block may have heard that).

So I decided to pay attention to what other people were saying as I walked by them.

"Tequila is disgusting"
~Guy with friends

"Dude, you're a stalker."
~Another guy with friends

"It's, like, hip-hop. It has a beat like the peanut-butter and jelly song."
~Girl on cell phone (I have no idea what this means O.o?)

"You know you're a good guy when someone pushes you under a bus."
"Yeah, it's like, 'good luck'".
~Two girls with a friend (I may have possibly misheard this one but I was still all wtf? over it)

Back to midterms now, la!