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hazelbiteI found this fantastic site a couple of hours ago and ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
ginniveve and I had fun filling it out.
Drabble maker, sort of like those mad-libs that used to popular
Anyway, here is a Harry Potter drabble that it came up with:
Ron and Hermione
by William Shakespeare
Enter Ron
Hermione appears above at a window
Ron:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the earth, and Hermione is the penguin.
Arise, shimmery penguin, and curse the uncanny egg.
See, how she leans her arm upon her little toe!
O, that I were a glove upon that little toe,
That I might touch that arm!
Hermione:
O Ron, Ron! wherefore art thou Ron?
What's in a name? That which we call a nose
By any other name would smell as honking mad
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "her hair was a mad mass of bushyness that crackled in a spark of flame"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove beautiful.
Ron:
Lady, by yonder uncanny egg I swear
That tips on a giant sea turtle the squirelly diagon alley--
Hermione:
O, swear not by the egg, the butt ugly egg,
That mousily changes in its iridescent orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise iridescent.
Sweet, hot night! A thousand times hot night!
Parting is such freaky sorrow,
That I shall say hot night till it be morrow.
Exit above
Ron:
Sleep dwell upon thine arm, peace in thy little toe!
Would I were sleep and peace, so hotly to rest!
messy will I to my shimmery nose's cell,
Its help to curse, and my honking mad nose to tell.
And because I am now addicted to that drabble maker, her are the other drabbles I made from my other fandoms:
A Cupcake In Time
On a clumsy and butt ugly morning, Teal'c sat on a goa'uld mother ship. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His pinky nail ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Drey'auc to love someone with a flashy eyebrow?
Spookily, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a gorgeous serious ZAT gun, all on a summer's day. I wish my Drey'auc would shoot me, in her own spooky way..."
"Do you?" Drey'auc sat down beside Teal'c and put her hand on Teal'c's symbiote. "I think that could be arranged."
Teal'c gasped combustibly. "But what about my flashy eyebrow?"
"I like it," Drey'auc said obsessively. "I think it's snappy."
They came together and their kiss was indeed like a beautiful day, a day when your underwear is in such a confused state.
"I love you," Teal'c said spontaneously.
"I love you too," Drey'auc replied and shot him.
They bought an unas, moved in together, and lived seriously ever after.
The Battle For The Stargate
(Or what I like to call "There love is so in denial.")
In the briefing room, Sam argued about her Stargate. She had been busy with the Stargate for hours and now wanted nothing more than an in denial cuddle or a compatible massage from her lover Jack.
She said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden her funny Jack appeared at the door, grinning baldly.
"Put down the Stargate," Jack said stiffly. "Unless you want me to argue about that Stargate with your protein marker."
Sam put down the Stargate. She was loud. She had never seen Jack so waaaaacko before and it made her feel squirelly.
Jack picked up the Stargate, then withdrew an IDC code from his freckle. "Don't be so loud," Jack said with a waaaaacko grimace. "A dog bit my eyelid this morning, and everything became out the box. Now with this Stargate and this IDC code I can stiffly rule the world!"
Sam clutched her annoyed eyelid fluffily. This was her lover, her funny Jack, now staring at her with a waaaaacko freckle.
"Fight it!" Sam shouted. "The dog just wants the Stargate for his own funny devices! He doesn't love you, not the in denial way I do!"
Sam could see Jack trembling fluffily. Sam reached out her protein marker and touched Jack's freckle stiffly. She was funny, so funny, but she knew only her annoyed love for Jack would break the dog's spell.
Sure enough, Jack dropped the Stargate with a thunk. "Oh, Sam," he squealed. "I'm so in denial, can you ever forgive me?"
But Sam had already moved in the briefing room. The stargate billowed like a cloud of liquid dust, she pressed her protein marker into Jack's freckle. And as they fell together in an out of the box fit of love, the Stargate lay on the floor, squirelly and forgotten.
Sam and Jack
by William Shakespeare
Enter Sam
Jack appears above at a window
Sam:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the Naquahdah, and Jack is the dog.
Arise, compatible dog, and argue the in the box IDC code.
See, how he leans his freckle upon his protein marker!
O, that I were a glove upon that protein marker,
That I might touch that freckle!
Jack:
O Sam, Sam! wherefore art thou Sam?
What's in a name? That which we call an eyelid
By any other name would smell as in denial
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "the stargate billowed like a cloud of liquid dust"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove waaaaacko.
Sam:
Swain, by yonder in the box IDC code I swear
That tips in the briefing room the funny Stargate--
Jack:
O, swear not by the IDC code, the annoyed IDC code,
That stiffly changes in its squirelly orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise squirelly.
Sweet, loud night! A thousand times loud night!
Parting is such hungry sorrow,
That I shall say loud night till it be morrow.
Exit above
Sam:
Sleep dwell upon thy freckle, peace in thy protein marker!
Would I were sleep and peace, so wackily to rest!
fluffily will I to my compatible eyelid's cell,
Its help to argue, and my in denial eyelid to tell.
I have two more from LOTR that will post later but it's late and I'm tired and...*falls asleep at desk*
ginniveve and I had fun filling it out.Drabble maker, sort of like those mad-libs that used to popular
Anyway, here is a Harry Potter drabble that it came up with:
Ron and Hermione
by William Shakespeare
Enter Ron
Hermione appears above at a window
Ron:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the earth, and Hermione is the penguin.
Arise, shimmery penguin, and curse the uncanny egg.
See, how she leans her arm upon her little toe!
O, that I were a glove upon that little toe,
That I might touch that arm!
Hermione:
O Ron, Ron! wherefore art thou Ron?
What's in a name? That which we call a nose
By any other name would smell as honking mad
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "her hair was a mad mass of bushyness that crackled in a spark of flame"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove beautiful.
Ron:
Lady, by yonder uncanny egg I swear
That tips on a giant sea turtle the squirelly diagon alley--
Hermione:
O, swear not by the egg, the butt ugly egg,
That mousily changes in its iridescent orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise iridescent.
Sweet, hot night! A thousand times hot night!
Parting is such freaky sorrow,
That I shall say hot night till it be morrow.
Exit above
Ron:
Sleep dwell upon thine arm, peace in thy little toe!
Would I were sleep and peace, so hotly to rest!
messy will I to my shimmery nose's cell,
Its help to curse, and my honking mad nose to tell.
And because I am now addicted to that drabble maker, her are the other drabbles I made from my other fandoms:
A Cupcake In Time
On a clumsy and butt ugly morning, Teal'c sat on a goa'uld mother ship. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His pinky nail ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Drey'auc to love someone with a flashy eyebrow?
Spookily, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a gorgeous serious ZAT gun, all on a summer's day. I wish my Drey'auc would shoot me, in her own spooky way..."
"Do you?" Drey'auc sat down beside Teal'c and put her hand on Teal'c's symbiote. "I think that could be arranged."
Teal'c gasped combustibly. "But what about my flashy eyebrow?"
"I like it," Drey'auc said obsessively. "I think it's snappy."
They came together and their kiss was indeed like a beautiful day, a day when your underwear is in such a confused state.
"I love you," Teal'c said spontaneously.
"I love you too," Drey'auc replied and shot him.
They bought an unas, moved in together, and lived seriously ever after.
The Battle For The Stargate
(Or what I like to call "There love is so in denial.")
In the briefing room, Sam argued about her Stargate. She had been busy with the Stargate for hours and now wanted nothing more than an in denial cuddle or a compatible massage from her lover Jack.
She said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden her funny Jack appeared at the door, grinning baldly.
"Put down the Stargate," Jack said stiffly. "Unless you want me to argue about that Stargate with your protein marker."
Sam put down the Stargate. She was loud. She had never seen Jack so waaaaacko before and it made her feel squirelly.
Jack picked up the Stargate, then withdrew an IDC code from his freckle. "Don't be so loud," Jack said with a waaaaacko grimace. "A dog bit my eyelid this morning, and everything became out the box. Now with this Stargate and this IDC code I can stiffly rule the world!"
Sam clutched her annoyed eyelid fluffily. This was her lover, her funny Jack, now staring at her with a waaaaacko freckle.
"Fight it!" Sam shouted. "The dog just wants the Stargate for his own funny devices! He doesn't love you, not the in denial way I do!"
Sam could see Jack trembling fluffily. Sam reached out her protein marker and touched Jack's freckle stiffly. She was funny, so funny, but she knew only her annoyed love for Jack would break the dog's spell.
Sure enough, Jack dropped the Stargate with a thunk. "Oh, Sam," he squealed. "I'm so in denial, can you ever forgive me?"
But Sam had already moved in the briefing room. The stargate billowed like a cloud of liquid dust, she pressed her protein marker into Jack's freckle. And as they fell together in an out of the box fit of love, the Stargate lay on the floor, squirelly and forgotten.
Sam and Jack
by William Shakespeare
Enter Sam
Jack appears above at a window
Sam:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the Naquahdah, and Jack is the dog.
Arise, compatible dog, and argue the in the box IDC code.
See, how he leans his freckle upon his protein marker!
O, that I were a glove upon that protein marker,
That I might touch that freckle!
Jack:
O Sam, Sam! wherefore art thou Sam?
What's in a name? That which we call an eyelid
By any other name would smell as in denial
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "the stargate billowed like a cloud of liquid dust"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove waaaaacko.
Sam:
Swain, by yonder in the box IDC code I swear
That tips in the briefing room the funny Stargate--
Jack:
O, swear not by the IDC code, the annoyed IDC code,
That stiffly changes in its squirelly orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise squirelly.
Sweet, loud night! A thousand times loud night!
Parting is such hungry sorrow,
That I shall say loud night till it be morrow.
Exit above
Sam:
Sleep dwell upon thy freckle, peace in thy protein marker!
Would I were sleep and peace, so wackily to rest!
fluffily will I to my compatible eyelid's cell,
Its help to argue, and my in denial eyelid to tell.
I have two more from LOTR that will post later but it's late and I'm tired and...*falls asleep at desk*
